And the Oscar for Best Accessory Goes to...

...the shoulder!

Aside from the color red, this body part seems to be the most popular choice. I can see why. It's simple, elegant; won't snag fabric like chandelier earrings; won't set off claxon bells in red carpet watchers' heads like swan feathers, and it doesn't require more than a quick exfoliation, body lotion and a dab of highlighter to make it look its best.

Best of all, nothing whispers Hollywood goddess (pronounced god-dess, as the French do) more seductively than draped fabric and one bare, glowing shoulder.

Which is why last month, I bought this little number from Nordstrom. A full month before these women strutted down the red carpet! Am I fashion clairvoyant or what?

Now, all I need is a good pair of linebacker shoulders, and I'm good to go.




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